Super serious post about Steve and his extra capabilities—
- Steve Rogers is shown to be worthy of carrying Mjolnir, is one of few people capable of accessing Iron Man’s armory, and is one of two foreigners entrusted with the Black Panther’s technology. Steve is also one of the very few people that Wolverine truly trusts.
- Steve loves apple cake.
on a scale of one to invade russia in the winter
how bad is your idea
invading finland in winter
the Finns used SKIS. just imagine being a Russian coming to battle and all of a sudden the Finns come out on nowhere ON SKIS
You could say the Russians were…
I may not have any special talents but I can recite every word Groot said in guardians of the galaxy
This is something I’ve mentioned before on Twitter, but I’m thinking about it again: what do y’all think breakups are like in the Wizarding World? Like imagine throwing hexes at each other during the initial blowup, making it to where their owls can no longer deliver mail to you, putting completely unnecessary wards around your house out of spite so they can’t come back and get their stuff they left behind, missing them one night after a few shots of firewhisky and sending a slightly drunken patronus at 3 am.
-Sending a friend who took Polyjuice Potion to look like you to break up with your boy/girlfriend for you.
-Your friends find out you’ve been using Cheering Charms on yourself liberally and them taking away your wand and telling you that “it’s okay to cry, we’re here to help you get over this.”
-There is most definitely merchandise in Weasley Wizard Wheezes and Zonko’s for post-breakups. Jokes to make you feel better and jokes for revenge.
-Memory wiping spells, unfortunately, happen a lot in this context. The person feels unable to get over their love and because of their own doing they never do.
-A person looks at their memories of the relationship in a pensive and they notice that they have corrupted the memories by accident because they were so enamored by the other person. Over time and with a clearer mind, they extract the same memory and find that the memory is a whole lot different. (Don’t know if it would actually work.)
She’s effing funny. Does that mean we’ve written hilarious scenes for her? No. But someone should. — Benioff & Weiss on Emilia Clarke
Up and coming filmmaker Teddy Lupin, son of the renowned Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks, makes his debut documentary with The Battle of Hogwarts, a heartbreaking but beautiful film about the fateful events of May 2, 1998.To my dear mother and father, and all those that the wizarding world owe their lives to.
These people are doin’ Halloween right.
LOL I love One Night Stand and Freudian Slip LOL.
something someone should have told me when i was eighteen (via irynka)
Jesus fucking christ