Happy Birthday Hermione Jean Granger (b. 19 September, 1979)
what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked
he’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon
We never said we’d send him up without a suit you absolute monster
agents of s.h.i.e.l.d. meme: 4 heartbreaking scenes
→ «I couldn’t live if you didn’t.» [3/4]
You said so yourself, bitch. We’re the Guardians of the Galaxy.
How I thought Guardians of the Galaxy will be:
How it actually was:
and it was glorious
I love german - seriously
"Jemanden festnehmen” means to arrest someone
While "Jemanden fest nehmen” means to fuck someone hard. ｡◕‿◕｡
zusammenkommen - meet
zusammen kommen - having an orgasm together
and don’t forget the classic:
gut zu Vögeln sein - to be good to birds
gut zu vögeln sein - to be good in bed
I know you’re afraid, but being afraid is alright. Because didn’t anybody ever tell you? Fear is a superpower.
My new Harry Potter hardbacks arrived today!!!!